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Outsourcing native speakers

Jens S. — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:46:50 +0000

In times, where private tutors offer their service from India via Webcam, we thought about outsourcing the voiceover guy. So let me introduce to you the Englishman: Ajid!

He’s proud to debut with a text about an free operating system, you probably already heard of. So give him a try – dependand on the feedback Ajid will get paid, which could result in 18 starving kids (Ajids family wanted me to notice, that their car washing service is the cheapest in your town – so check it out: it’s 0-1900-AJID, ask for “Car Cleaning Kids”).

Indian Ubuntu

Hall of Fame

Jens S. — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:31:55 +0000

We hate lists of YouTube videos. We really do. But when it comes to the greatest fight scenes and powerful acting you will ever have seen, we think there’s an exception.

BananaMagazine on Twitter? Check!

Jens S. — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:56:03 +0000

Wow. We are on twitter now.

Besides there’s a new young, clever and ambitious author in the BananaMagazine team! He couldn’t resist to join, which is perfectly understandable.

Banana for the win! And don’t forget to follow us on twitter!

Driller-Killer

Manuel P. — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:32:55 +0000

20 years ago

Manuel P. — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:32:43 +0000

Was your grandfather an evil nazi?

Manuel P. — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:06:29 +0000

Take this quick test to find out if your grandfather was involved in nazi crimes.

What is your grandfathers name?

a) Joseph Goebbels
b) Hermann Göring
c) Adolf Hitler
d) Adolf Eichmann
e) Erwin Rommel
f) Heinrich Himmler
g) Reinhard Heydrich
h) My grandfather’s name is not on the list

Does this man look like your grandfather?

Results:

a)-g): Too bad. Your grandfather probably was an evil nazi of the first chop. Maybe you should take the test again and see if you have more luck next time.

h): Way to go! Your grandfather hadn’t to do anything with genocide, war and terror.

How to hack a golfer

Jens S. — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:26:25 +0000

Since this was just a matter of time we sent a computer genius on the green.

BM fired up!

Manuel P. — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:34:03 +0000

Bananamagazine is up and ready! I am partying so much (alone), it almost kills me. You better also start to celebrate since this will be the best day of your life!